‘You create your own universe as you go along’ Winston Churchill.
Or how about: ‘My own universe is exactly, whatever I think it is’.
This blog will chronicle the manifestation of a new chapter in my life over the next 8-10 weeks. I am going to make something happen in that time that is seemingly totally out of my control.
I am going to perform this feat purely through thinking positively and feeling good. (Note to self: this will entail never being drunk, hungover or indeed spending any time whatsoever on mind bending substances).
Seriously though: We all know about films like The Illusionist and The Prestige. Now get ready for The Manifestor… or is that The Manifestationist? Either way the role and the script will be coveted by Hollywood’s elite before long.
As you may know I’ve been writing a book for quite some time. It’s called ‘How To Survive Your 20’s In One Piece... by someone who just has’. It’s an A-Z of all the things you will come across, good and bad, in your 20’s, wrapped around a semi autobiographical narrative. I offer advice, but only to my younger sister, Violet, who is 22. (She finds this whole thing acutely embarrassing and wishes I would shut up, but being 22 she doesn’t know shit and she needs my advice).
As an aspiring writer of books the doomsday scenario of never being published has, in the past, weighed heavily on my mind. But no longer will I wallow in self doubt. I am about to lay out some pretty big hairy assed claims… And back them up.
Here’s a tiny bit of background:
Having undertaken quite a lot of ‘self’ stuff in the past year or so (way, way overdue self stuff), I have had some extraordinary results in my life as a consequence. Most of what I have been doing is about mastering my thoughts, and harnessing the power of positive thinking. It’s all based around thinking and believing that you are capable of fulfilling your dreams… and then fulfilling them. (I can hear you sniggering at the back... laughing at other people’s therapy is so provincial… so nineties).
It has worked in so many ways… it’s actually quite freaky. At first it was just little differences everywhere. Busses and minicabs appeared when I needed them. Creditors became friendly and more patient when I asked for more time. Girls want to sleep with me for the first time in ages – sober girls. Old flames want to re connect (As if!).
And then other, not so little things – I can sense love is just around the corner – I just know it. My writing comes easily. I am 100% happier. I am making money out of property. Proper big style life improvements which make me insufferably positive and happy to be around. Certain people, in their pathetic vacuum of delusional security or inherited riches, murmur quietly at their desks that I am on a road to nowhere. But you should see the smile on my face in my 11am bikram class, surrounded by sweating, distorted, leotard clad fashionistas. Ear to ear baby!
I digress.
What I am saying is that by mastering my thoughts, I am truly mastering my life.
The theory (which i now live my life by) implies that that the law of attraction (a basic law of physics like the law of gravity or other), will deliver whatever I want, purely through the power of positive thought. I have decided to make my book happen, purely through thinking about and feeling its manifestation.
In short, I am going to manifest something right before your eyes.
Can we just make things happen? That would be an emphatic yes. I have started to do it every day. In fact I suddenly realise that I’ve been doing it for years (I once manifested an entire bar and nightclub, all of my own - someone quite literally gave them to me on a plate). But I’ve never decided to prove it publicly… before now. I am about to manifest something right before your eyes, online, before May 5 2007.
It has to be before May 5 – that is the deadline. That is when I turn 30 and I am no longer a 20something. The whole point of the book is that it is published on or around my thirtieth birthday, when I have just survived my twenties and all my experiences are fresh and relevant. And while I still have a full head of hair. Every male member of my family as far back as one can trace (which is not very far) began balding at 30. But more on baldness – and all the other highlights of being a 20something – later.
Purely through the power of thought, belief and visualisation (admittedly assisted by the internet) I am going to manifest a publisher to take my book to market, and turn it into a best seller.
The law of attraction dictates that this absolutely will happen, as you are my witness.
All you sceptics: prepare to feel belittled.
Everyone else: prepare to be amazed.
Writing time: 9 hours
Manifestation rating (the level to which I am thinking and visualising my book being a best seller): 100%
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